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LESSONS OF SLUTINESS
I haven't blogged for a while. maybe it was because there is absolutely nothing interesting to blog about or my mind is just blah.So me and my friend started writing these rules about dating, guys, assholes and all those other stuff.
This is how our convo goes:
Nikki: UYY IN LOVE PALA YOUUU
Me: What?? What are you saying nikki? to who??
Me: And where did you get that idea?? :)) Txt meh. my ym is shitty
Nikki: UNG LESSONS ON SLUTTINESS NATIN XDD doyou not rememberrr
Me: of course i remember that. so whats that got to do with me being in love? btw, im not XDD
Me: Omgee. Nikki, Imagine the reactions of the people who'll get to see your last comment/note thingy to me. "LESSONS OF SLUTTINESS". You exposed us. lol. kidding. ack i'm really bored. i shall download ym again so i can talk to you. haha. REPLY!!!
Nikki: oo, exposed tayo matagal na XDDD KASI NAMAN. YES GET A NEW YM PARA YOU CAN SEND SONGS DIN XD SLUTTINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nikki: haha, lesson of sluttiness number one: get a room. your OWN room. XDD
Me: lesson no.2: If you don't have your OWN room, make sure EVERYONE is ASLEEP XD
Nikki: lesson 3: make sure everyone STAYS asleep XD
Me: Lesson 4: Make sure no one will tell your cousin. *ahem* his brother *ahem*
Nikki: lesson 5: make sure not to wrong send a sweet msg to a friend who likes to ask things. and not follow up with a reply saying its a wrong send so itll seem like a joke XD
Me: Lesson 6: Also make sure not to send it to your parents or any relatives. XD
Nikki: lesson 7: make sure to choose your men wisely XDD assholes not allowed XD
Me: hell yeah! Lesson 8: Find someone who lives in the same country. LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP Is so damn hard and EXPENSIVE!!
Nikki: lesson 9: take a hint and slap a bitch when the going gets tough XDD slap a manslut!
Me: What?? What are you saying nikki? to who??
Me: And where did you get that idea?? :)) Txt meh. my ym is shitty
Nikki: UNG LESSONS ON SLUTTINESS NATIN XDD doyou not rememberrr
Me: of course i remember that. so whats that got to do with me being in love? btw, im not XDD
Me: Omgee. Nikki, Imagine the reactions of the people who'll get to see your last comment/note thingy to me. "LESSONS OF SLUTTINESS". You exposed us. lol. kidding. ack i'm really bored. i shall download ym again so i can talk to you. haha. REPLY!!!
Nikki: oo, exposed tayo matagal na XDDD KASI NAMAN. YES GET A NEW YM PARA YOU CAN SEND SONGS DIN XD SLUTTINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nikki: haha, lesson of sluttiness number one: get a room. your OWN room. XDD
Me: lesson no.2: If you don't have your OWN room, make sure EVERYONE is ASLEEP XD
Nikki: lesson 3: make sure everyone STAYS asleep XD
Me: Lesson 4: Make sure no one will tell your cousin. *ahem* his brother *ahem*
Nikki: lesson 5: make sure not to wrong send a sweet msg to a friend who likes to ask things. and not follow up with a reply saying its a wrong send so itll seem like a joke XD
Me: Lesson 6: Also make sure not to send it to your parents or any relatives. XD
Nikki: lesson 7: make sure to choose your men wisely XDD assholes not allowed XD
Me: hell yeah! Lesson 8: Find someone who lives in the same country. LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP Is so damn hard and EXPENSIVE!!
Nikki: lesson 9: take a hint and slap a bitch when the going gets tough XDD slap a manslut!
Me: lesson 10: stay away from mansluts/manwhores.
Nikki: lesson 11: watch out who you fall for. baka walang kwentang bobo. :)
Me: lesson 11: never cry for walang kwentang bobo. truly not worth it.
Nikki: lesson 12: if the crying happens, make the freaking bastard pay. one way or another. grr. [we should make this into a book! mabenta!]
Me: lesson 13: make your close friends help you in getting revenge. haha. [yeah! we should compile everything]
Nikki: lesson 14: never attempt to delete him from your ym because he may not add you again and make you go crazy XD
Me: lesson 15: Don't delete his number from your phone too. especially if his phone number is sooo damn long. and don't block his calls too if you don't know to undo it. :))
Nikki: lesson 16: do not memorize his cell number since you probably will be tempted to text even if your pissed offness made you delete him from your phone XD
Me: lesson 17: never try to make him jealous. makes everything worse. haha
Nikki: lesson 18: never try to find out about his past. you may not like the answers XD
Me: lesson 19: When with him, always prevent yourself from doing something you'll probably regret because it makes you go crazy. :)) [you know what i'm saying. haha]
Nikki: lesson 14: never attempt to delete him from your ym because he may not add you again and make you go crazy XD
Me: lesson 15: Don't delete his number from your phone too. especially if his phone number is sooo damn long. and don't block his calls too if you don't know to undo it. :))
Nikki: lesson 16: do not memorize his cell number since you probably will be tempted to text even if your pissed offness made you delete him from your phone XD
Me: lesson 17: never try to make him jealous. makes everything worse. haha
Nikki: lesson 18: never try to find out about his past. you may not like the answers XD
Me: lesson 19: When with him, always prevent yourself from doing something you'll probably regret because it makes you go crazy. :)) [you know what i'm saying. haha]
This is probably not what all of you are thinking of. We're not that dirty. haha. :))
This isn't done yet. We still have more.
This isn't done yet. We still have more.
On Saturday, July 19, 2008 at Saturday, July 19, 2008